Hurt Less – Laugh More: Airport Security, Titanium Knees & a Junior Interrogator

When your granddaughter thinks you’re a weapon—but you’re really just trying to get to Disneyland (or anywhere without limping).

Imagine my 7-year-old granddaughter and me in airport security. I’m prepped for adventure. She's… prepped for interrogation. As I step through the metal detector, the alarms go off.

She turns—innocence hitting like a truth bomb—and says with all the seriousness a 7-year-old can muster:

“Grandpa… do you have any weapons?”

Cue me with my titanium knees and 20+ surgeries, thinking, Well, I’m basically the Terminator. TSA? Less amused. But hey—you might be. Click to watch Todd’s unforgettable moment—and yes, you’ll smile!

Years ago, pain made moments like this feel like endurance tests. Masked by limps, grumbles, and careful steps. Now? I'm barely keeping up—with laughter, not arthritis.

“You don’t have to be pain‑free to live fully… but it sure helps.”

That moment? It wasn’t just funny—it was a reminder that relief can bring back joy, spontaneity, and the freedom to make memories (like TSA chuckles and 7‑year‑old commentary).

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Life’s short, and laughter heals—even when metal detectors don’t understand. Keep telling your stories. Keep making memories and Hurt less - Live more!

—Todd (Your friendly, titanium-jointed CEO)

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Ever had a hilarious or surprising moment with medical gear—or seen your own “weapon” moment? I’d love to hear it. Share in the comments below or hit reply if you’re here from the newsletter.